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The boy who cried wolf meets Pavlov
Dear Neighbor,
Congratulations on successfully training me and the rest of your neighbors into understanding that your car alarm means nothing.
You see, every time it goes off at the slightest ground shake, including a few nights ago when jets flew overhead ever four minutes, we come to the conclusion that it's just an annoyance and it's not actually alerting you of a potentially stolen stereo.
Worse yet when your car alarm goes off my first instinct is to shut it off with a baseball bat. This may not be the kind of attention you want to draw to your car.
Love,
Adam
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This was me fooling around with GenderAnalyzer.com
"We think 'http://www.acdubs.com/content/lorem-ipsum-text' is written by a woman (85%)."
Monsters vs. Aliens

Just saw it. Two thumbs up. Great cast. Tight writing. Entertaining for kids and adults. See it if you are a kid or. An adult.
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