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| Cologne is for assholes |
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| Written by Adam Cooper Wood | ||||||
| Tuesday, 20 May 2008 | ||||||
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If you're like me, dear reader, you don't want your hands to smell like cologne after opening doors. Nor do you have any faith that there's ONE man in the world who knows how much cologne to use. After you open the bottle, cologne wearer, you immediately become de-sensitized to the smell of your cologne's stinky odor. Day after day you begin to use a little more. Need I mention the men who think if they wear cologne they can stop bathing altogether? THAT DOESN'T WORK. So next time you're in Target or Rite Aid or Pharmaprix or whereverthefuck you buy your shit, cologne wearer, just buy some nice soap and take a shower instead. Add as favorites (38)
21-05-2008 22:24 You had just been in Canadia after you wrote this, hadn't you? As a half-Canadian, I wash half of myself in cologne every morning. As-tu probleme? Write Comment
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Thanks to you, cologne wearer, my fucking hand smells like cologne. Everything you touch turns to shit. Okay okay, at least it smells like shit. What makes you think the whole world wants everything to smell like Old Spice? What makes you think Old Spice makes anyone want to smell YOU?